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Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss

& fifty cents for your soul

1 May
"Ah the cello. We can't even write about this instrument without sighing. What a beautiful, rich, singing sound this instrument makes... Perhaps because of the daily physical contact with this beautiful vibrating instrument, cellists are some of the happiest people we know. They tend to be nice, easygoing, and pleasant. And when, in the course of orchestral events, they get a rare melody to play -- Watch out! They throw themselves into it with utter passion and conviction."

The only purpose of a flute is to make people cry during Irish movies.

Days until Bush leaves office.

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